I was amazed by the custom product I received from the Birdman.I can wear it undetected for hours without discomfort ! Best of all it leaves no visible bulge under the clothing! Now I can knit and sew again with both hands free, I don't know how I managed before.
Edgar: Satisfied Customer
I held my baby for him to kiss and he bit it!
Elsie Bucket: Event Host
I had a unique experience with the Birdman that I'll never forget. I may never get the Blancmange out of my tutu but it was a small price to pay!
Bella: Happy Customer
This is the man my mother warned me about. She insisted that he would come to a sticky end. Now I know why he was hoarding all that marzipan.
Disgusted Hampstead: another whinging git
Thrilled with the Free gift. He shared that it has had a significant impact on his life, especially the throat mallet. He would have written himself but we don't let him have anything sharp, like a pencil or pen unless he is supervised with it.
Everard: lightly restrained except at weekends when he is “Doris"
I really didn’t see this coming.
Mystic Lea: fortune teller and reader of minds
Never set foot in North Africa again unless you have a good explanation for that thing with the pineapple.
Foirbin Din Lea: Chief of Police
On my last polar expedition this was all the entertainment we had. Poor Oats froze to death rather than come back into the tent.
Random Lea: Marzipan Sledge Builder and polar explorer
Indispensable Radio. God knows I’ve tried. I just can’t switch it off - help me, please!
Roj Smith
I’d like to introduce you all to something a little different. If I were to describe it I would call it an exotically packaged music show. It’ll set your ears on fire. Its very mysterious. The Intrepid Birdman
James Burke: earthbound Entity
I was watching paint dry, it was fascinating, so nice to have something interesting to listen to while I am doing it!
Elsie: porrige thickener
It's very different to standard radio, but really well put together
Debbie