I was amazed by the custom product I received from the Birdman.I can wear it undetected for hours without discomfort ! Best of all it leaves no visible bulge under the clothing! Now I can knit and sew again with both hands free, I don't know how I managed before.
Edgar
Satisfied Customer
I held my baby for him to kiss and he bit it!
Elsie Bucket
Event Host
I had a unique experience with the Birdman that I'll never forget. I may never get the Blancmange out of my tutu but it was a small price to pay!
Bella
Happy Customer
This is the man my mother warned me about. She insisted that he would come to a sticky end. Now I know why he was hoarding all that marzipan.
Disgusted Hampstead
another whinging git
Thrilled with the Free gift. He shared that it has had a significant impact on his life, especially the throat mallet. He would have written himself but we don't let him have anything sharp, like a pencil or pen unless he is supervised with it.
Everard
lightly restrained except at weekends when he is “Doris"
I really didn’t see this coming.
Mystic Lea
fortune teller and reader of minds
Never set foot in North Africa again unless you have a good explanation for that thing with the pineapple.
Foirbin Din Lea
Chief of Police
On my last polar expedition this was all the entertainment we had. Poor Oats froze to death rather than come back into the tent.
Random Lea
Marzipan Sledge Builder and polar explorer
Indispensable Radio. God knows I’ve tried. I just can’t switch it off - help me, please!
Roj Smith
I’d like to introduce you all to something a little different. If I were to describe it I would call it an exotically packaged music show. It’ll set your ears on fire. Its very mysterious. The Intrepid Birdman
James Burke
earthbound Entity
I was watching paint dry, it was fascinating, so nice to have something interesting to listen to while I am doing it!
Elsie
porrige thickener
It's very different to standard radio, but really well put together
Debbie